27 May Keep your girlfriends out of my photos
My camera assistant woes never end, it seems. The newest hire is basically a godsend – let’s call him Fabrizio, because he reminds me of that drummer from the Strokes, Fabrizio Whathisface. He’s a real smooth dude, but in that way that makes it seem as though he’s completely oblivious to how much pussy he’s going to get when he...